5:05 The third alarm clock, it can blare until the lose interest because blanco culina s he does no

5:05 The third alarm clock, it can blare until the lose interest because blanco culina s he does not find it immediately - he has decided the neighbors want to get up safely. He wanted to make sure to wake up. He's awake - the rest is damn him.
06:05 He welcomes the snake tired people at the check-in desk with the words "If I want to be awake at this time, then I would have become a baker." And throws the check-in Kasper a sheaf of papers towards the prompt, the right itself rauszusuchen. That's not his time.
6:15 Flying is essentially queuing. At check-in, at the striptease barrier at the gate, on the bus, behind the ass of it does not create his jacket accidents in the luggage rack and bring itself into its seat. And from singing. For the Saftschubbsen blanco culina s sing their instructions now. In the morning, at a quarter past six. No wonder that a search earlier on weapons. And in three languages: German, blanco culina s something which is vaguely reminiscent of English and ... something else. Klingon? After all, they refrain blanco culina s from the use of a sing life vest in the event of a water landing in the Taunus.
06:55 Of course we fly with a Miefquirl - Turboprop, sardine tins class. So you do not pay the money for the flight - but for the massage chair, on which you'll durchvibriert for 55 minutes.
08:05 Therefore also no clapping when the pilot decides in Dusseldorf "Hach down there is indeed the runway, we are probably there, i brake times" and the massage chair vans from around five meters in height can easily fall on the runway.
08:20 In the transfer bus to the terminal runs for ten minutes, the trilingual announcement blanco culina s that the bus would hold twice. The passengers can be held only with difficulty blanco culina s which to lynch the driver.
09:01 to 18:00 The Capt'n be asked holes in the abdomen. He preached empty. Absolutely empty. Just as empty as the shell with the meeting biscuits whose individual torn packages pile up around his laptop in a really immoral mountain.
19:45 And some queuing later, he sees how the security goes to the striptease control behind the bands in position. For obviously with him checks in a highly dangerous blanco culina s terrorist. It was only with some delay, he finds that he himself seems to be the terrorist in question. With pointed blanco culina s finger the uniformed Baumumarmer gets the red rolled ribbon cable from his laptop bag, looking at him intently and then actually says:
The Capt'n suddenly gets a Lachflash. What the Baumumarmer to move his tiny wireless mouse to send again through the tube that just as well could be a Transformer that turns behind the security checkpoint in an AK47 along with drum magazine.
He seems not entirely convinced, but decides probably due to its service level that the cord would always enough to decompose the plane - and gives the Capt'n back his arsenal. Luckily he has not found the Maoams in the side pocket - looking not just look like plastic explosives, they smell and taste that way.
20:05 And some queuing later, the Capt'n sitting on his place in the rag pickers who brings the last remaining characters from the Land of the carnival back to the Franconian metropolis.
22:02 He has now not the luckiest. At the car park barrier stands before him again as a night watchman who wants to go out though, but his parking ticket has not been paid. But that can no longer really upset him after 17 hours - he simply "All You Zombies" turns a little louder.
Oh 'Grosser' - of such a kind of days I heard jaaaahrelang very very regularly.
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